My ongoing campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this image and causing upset to Gove has made great progress I am now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in
@michaelgove so he can see how well we're doing.
“Some of you may die. But it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make"pic.twitter.com/BDbRMeofuD
It is my pleasure to invite you to the
#johnsonout digital protest on the 31st of October
I would be honored by your presence.
If you are able to attend could you reply here with #johnsonout so I can arrange the seating plan
The government of a country that has over 2000 food banks 15 million people living in poverty and one of the highest covid infection rates in the world has decided its main priority should be the removal of boilers and internet anonymity.
We are in the midst of the Longest, Saddest, Most Excruciating and Unsatisfying 'WE BLOODY TOLD YOU SO' in the history of the UK.
We send the EU £350 million a week - let's remove your human rights instead.
Liz Truss announces landmark £2.9bn trade deal to supply New Zealand with the object closest to your right hand What are they getting?pic.twitter.com/NcyIcYhiyv
If Matt Hancock went on Mastermind what would his specialist subject be?pic.twitter.com/mKdzrg9WSG
The man who gave over £90m of tax payers money to a state-backed Chinese firm listed at a non-existent hotel room in Beijing £30m to his neighbour and counted pairs of surgical gloves as two individual items Has lost the job as United Nations Special Representative Commiserations
Type "Brexit is" then hit the middle predictive text until you have a sentence.
"I'm afraid there are no doctors available at the minute but once we put into place our new recruitment and training programme there should be someone along to see you in about ten years"pic.twitter.com/aQ21enwmQx
Name something you might find in Priti Patels handbag.pic.twitter.com/SzM5F3043Q
Tsunami - T is silent
Honest - H is silent
Psychology - P is silent
Knife - K is silent
Tory corruption - The BBC is silent.
The prime minister of a country that has had over 45000 new covid cases in a day and 277,875 in the last seven days is on holiday.
I'm still chasing the people that have followed me and I haven't followed back yet Just give me a nudge.pic.twitter.com/DwWbzoxzfz
"Well George, what you've got is incredibly rare" "What's it called?" "A Bed"pic.twitter.com/5b5vlEJxsH
MPs weekly salary £1.571 Average UK weekly wage £450 UK State pension weekly £137 Universal credit weekly £59 Levelling up.
Has anyone tried throwing a bucket of water over Priti Patel?
It worked in The Wizard of Oz.