Jessica William

Graphic Designer

John Doe

PHP Developer


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Bill Gates

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Jessica William

Graphic Designer

John Doe

PHP Developer

Thereโ€™s no bigger heartbreak when you show someone your new trim and they say โ€œit looks the sameโ€ that shit hurts

I refuse to believe that these 16 year olds in Sex Education get as much action as they do. When I was 16 I was on my monk shit running up mountains in China. I did life wrong man

I enquired about my Mental Health to the GP three months ago to which they said โ€œwe will reach out to you all โ€œ Iโ€™m still waiting. I have a bad back and feeling extremely fatigued atm so definitely need some TLC. GP not open on weekends, this place is useless ๐Ÿ˜‚

Why is Uber overpriced and shit now? Like when did this happen and why did they just decide to not work anymore

Is it concerning that Iโ€™m 25 and I remember being in year one doing drawings of what I wanted to be when Iโ€™m older? How young does he want them exactly โ€ฆ

I just got pegged in public

My mum has been watching Tik tok and now my football boots are in the freezer to stop them from smelling. God help me

Yes I will FaceTime you unannounced. Yes I will sit there until it says you are unavailable. Yes I am a psychopath.

Sidemen Sunday โœ… Ethan Video โœ… Organising and scheduling personal content โœ… 8 hours sleep in three days โœ… Dead trim โœ… Itโ€™s been a mad few days for me

I also love spending my money on big juicy anal plugs

Iโ€™ll be really honest. Last two months I have had some financial issues which lead me to the point it was seriously affecting me mentally. Iโ€™ve dug deep and been working my arse off and Iโ€™m starting to see the rewards for it. Sometimes the feeling of turning a corner is great.

Met for the first time last night. He spat on my face and proceeded to tell me Iโ€™m a dirty pro vaxxer with lizard DNA. Heartbroken, was really looking forward to that moment.

I love this man with my whole heart you know ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I rarely use Facebook but when I do, it never fails to surprise me

I feel like Iโ€™m seeing a lot of people on social media silently different at the moment. Stay strong, youโ€™ve got this. I may or may not know you but I guarantee you that the present is not your future

I had a weekend of purity.

You can tell Emily Black is back from Leeds festival because my timeline is covered in random boobs and women saying they want to be my little sub slave again

Nah thereโ€™s no way the guy that was mouthing off just left his mate who was backing him? LOOOOOOOOOOOL