Planting an entirely achievable but large-sounding number of trees. Madness.
Never thought I'd get to use this one again, and yet, here we are.pic.twitter.com/za9SA6D6Ph
Not saying that people shouldn't pay their BBC license fee but...
i've been stockpiling the internet for weeks.. buffering every page incase it goes down!
SHUT UP I am proud to pay for my broadband, I don't need HANDOUTS!
I bought a chainsaw, so I could saw down my own telegraph pole just in case they offered me free broadband.